wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Randomize
