We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
