i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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