You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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