yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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