But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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