Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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