8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Can I color on your dick again?
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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