and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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