I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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