It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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