People in love make me want to vomit
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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