My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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