Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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