I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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