found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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