Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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