its not stalking. its research.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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