i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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