took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
