Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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