Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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