he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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