Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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