And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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