Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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