do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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