yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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