Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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