Do vagina's smell?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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