I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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