Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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