NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
When are your genitals available?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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