But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
worst night to have a conscience
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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