I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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