are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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