just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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