? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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