But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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