LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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