White coat. Heels.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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