Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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