Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
