You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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