Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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