fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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