question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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