He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
birth control should be required to get into college
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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