Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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