he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
you never un-have a 4some
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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